[Cairenn]

Sigil Games Online®: Jesus Christ!

Vanguard: I warned you!

Jalen: I done it again!

Vanguard: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little Board Troll, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Sigil Games Online®: Oh, shut up!

Vanguard: Do they listen to me?

Sigil Games Online®: Right!

Vanguard: Oh, no...

Vanguard UI Modders: Charge!

*squeak squeak squeak*

Vanguard UI Modders: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.

Sigil Games Online®: Run away! Run away!

Vanguard UI Modders: Run away! Run away!...

Vanguard: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!

Sigil Games Online®: Right. How many did we lose?

Abigale Seashadow: Glip the Gnome.

Greybur: Elandar, Mighty Wizard.

Sigil Games Online®: And Aradune. That's five.

Greybur: Three, sir.

Sigil Games Online®: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That Board Troll's dynamite.

Jalen: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

Sigil Games Online®: Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.

Greybur: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

Sigil Games Online®: Like what?

Greybur: Well... ooh.

Abigale Seashadow: Have we got bows?

Sigil Games Online®: No.

Abigale Seashadow: We have the Holy Site Rules.

Sigil Games Online®: Yes, of course! The Holy Site Rules of VGInterface! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Dolby carries with him! Brother Dolby! Bring up the Holy Site Rules!

Vanguard UI Users: *chanting* Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *whack* Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *whack* Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *whack*

Sigil Games Online®: How does it, um-- how does it work?

Abigale Seashadow: I know not, my liege.

Sigil Games Online®: Consult the Book of Armaments!

Dolby: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

Cairenn: And Saint Attila raised the Site Rules up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Site Rules that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Dolby: Skip a bit, Sister.

Cairenn: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Slander. Then, shalt thou Post with Respect. No more. No less. Respect shalt be the Tone thou shalt Post, and the Tone of the Posting shall be Respect. Spam shalt thou not Post, nor either Post thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to Respect. Flaming is right out. Once the Tone Respect, being the Respectful Tone, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Site Rules of VGInterface towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall Ban it.'

Dolby: Amen.

Vanguard UI Modders: Amen.

Sigil Games Online®: Right! One!... Two!... Flaming!

Greybur: Respect, sir!

Sigil Games Online®: Respect!

*Vanguard players sing*

*banned*

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To mod authors specifically re the upload of their mods:

by Dolby:

Dont post childish sh1tty mods or I'llz ban your azz. kthxbye

also known as:

Fooshizle the nizzle we dont want no punk azz mods beeeyatch